Three employees of NSN were arrested after their boat got into Iranian waters. The Iranian boast guard reported major catch. NSN supplied the nets.

 

Three employees were reached for brief commentary on the subject. They responded by sending greetings back home, and that they would bring some persian carpets and Beluga caviar too. Their daily routines at the detention center were not too much different from a normal day in the office either. Each of them were supervised by 15 officers telling exactly what to do and what not.

 

President Ahmadbijadan was also quick to comment that Iran is taking strict actions against any fishy activities along its disputed sea borders. He was reported to having said "We had Salmon Rush die. And we were too lax. We need to use more tortoise." It is a well known fact that whipping takes frequently place in Teharanian bakeries, especially in those producing creamy yellow cake. Iranians have assembled some 2000 centrifuges for the job, but still, no nuke but a huge pancake.